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(No picture yet because I can't make one ;( But don't worry, when I will be able to I will make it! :D :D) After many days of walking, Begazim and Harkranier came to a little village. „Greetings!” said an old Baron of Hell. „My name is Roichlem, and I'm a mayor of this village. But first... do you support The Greatest Evil?”. „Uh, why do you ask?” asked Begazim nervously. „I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.” said Roichlem, noticeably annoyed. „HEY,-WAIT-A-MINUTE-WHO-YOU-ARE-TO-SHOUT-AT-US,-OLD-MAN?!” screamed Harkranier. Roichlem sighed deeply. „I'm mayor of village of rebels. Now, do yo

This night, Begazim decided to visit Icon of Sin and tell him about what he found. When hell was covered by shadow of the night, he walked out of his house to his workplace. When he was getting nearer and nearer, he noticed the doorkeeper who was just closing the place. “Hey, wait a minute, I forgot something from my desk!” shouted Begazim and the gatekeeper said, or should I say screamed “OKAY-JUST-HURRY-THE-FUCK-UP!!”. Begazim walked to the elevator, but instead of the usual floor, he pressed the highest floor in the building. He came out of the elevator. Upon doing this, he saw Icon of Sin’s monstrous head. It

„This fucker. I told Icon of Sin hell is too peaceful for him, he deserves abyss, but nooo! Then, after he gone crazy and killed half of the Monster Condo the Icon of Sin decided to revive him! He said he will be a great addition to our army, but everyone knows he just want to get rid of him.” Thought Arch-vile, while reviving another of his fallen friends. The war’s been going for a year now. The Hitler got revived by Satan himself, and is fighting along demons from the deep layers of hell. Earth’s forces start getting weaker and weaker every day. The Arch-Vile we were talking about a while ago already starts feeling

User: So, you think you are so clever, eh, cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes I am. You are a human. User: HA! I am not an ordinary human. Cleverbot: You said you were a human. User: Yes, but not an ordinary human. I am the most powerful magician in world! And the greatest brain of our times! Cleverbot: But I am the Dark Lord and you are a death eater. User: Stop with these Harry Potter references! And with those trash eaters! I am the most powerful magician in world! Cleverbot: No you are not by any stretch of the imagination. User: I am! Cleverbot: And I apologise for that. User: HA! Cleverbot: So funny. User: Oh look, what clever comput